Guru's Tech Bytes — Episode 124

Good morning, it's Friday. This is Guru's Tech Bytes, episode 124. First up, somebody on the internet figured out that Mario, like the Mario from the video game, follows the Pareto principle. You know, the 80-20 thing where 80 percent of the coins come from 20 percent of the levels or whatever. And I gotta be honest, I don't fully understand it, but it reminds me of the time I ate 80 percent of a pizza and only felt 20 percent bad about it, which Lois said was not the same thing, but I think it proves the science. Anyway, smart people are analyzing a plumber with a statistics framework and honestly, respect. Second, AMD bought some company called Taalas, and what they do is they etch AI models right into the silicon, which — I don't know what that means, but it sounds like carving a turkey with the gravy already inside, which is insane and also delicious. You know what this reminds me of, that time Microsoft told me my Windows update would take five minutes and it took four hours and then my whole desktop looked different for no reason. Like, why would you change where the start button is, Microsoft? Why would you do that? Heh. Hhh, okay, that's something. But anyway, AMD says this makes AI inference faster, so good for them. Third, GitHub Actions and Pages are having some kind of degraded availability situation, which is computer talk for "the thing is broken and we don't know why yet." I feel like every time I hear about GitHub it's either down or someone's arguing about tabs versus spaces, and honestly I don't know what either of those things are but I have strong feelings about both. And finally, there's a piece called "Taste Is All That's Left," which is about how now that AI can do basically everything, the only thing humans still got is taste. And I think about that a lot, like when I pick a shirt and Lois says "Peter, that's a tablecloth," and I say "it's got a pattern, Lois, it's got style." That's taste. You can't teach that to a robot. That's your daily byte. Have a great day. Until next time.